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A lightweight, honest tee that speaks before you do. Soft Airlume cotton and a clean crew neck make this shirt an everyday layer for people with a dry wit and a quick comeback. The monochrome, hand-lettered-style design reads like a personal manifesto: “I’m not funny, I’m just mean and you think I’m joking,” framed with subtle flourishes that feel both vintage and modern. Wear it to coffee runs, casual Fridays, or low-key gatherings — it settles the room and sets expectations without saying another word. Breathable fabric and a retail fit keep it comfortable under jackets or on its own, while reinforced seams and a tear-away label keep irritation and fuss to a minimum. Product features - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for breathable, lightweight wear (some heather blends include polyester) - Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and side seams for shape retention - Printed design using crisp DTF/DTG techniques on body and sleeves for detailed, durable graphics - Shoulder tape and reinforced seams to prevent stretching and maintain structure - Tear-away label, REACH certified materials, ethically sourced manufacturing Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean